Big Bang

Born of the same star
Dust, hurtling together through
Finite universe.

To Men re: Mustaches

I present you the

Gold Standard.  Someone hand this

Man a damn cocktail.

"Exit, Pursued by a Bear"

Perhaps the most apt

Direction ever for how

To live one's own life.

To the Boy who said, "I Can't Believe I Fell in a Ditch!"

It was dark last night,
On all hallow's eve.  And um,
I'm sorry I laughed!